Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Which one are you?

ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone, Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, it was never meant to be....
THE NEW VERSIONS...
Pessimist:
if you love someone, Set her free ..
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Whatever gave you the idea that she would anyway?
Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she'll come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free ..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free ..
If she doesn't come back within a week
forget it.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ..
If she doesn't come back put your life on
hold and sit and wait.
Playful:
If you love someone, Set her free .
If she comes back, and if you love her
still,
set her free again, repeat*
The Human Ecologist:
If you love someone, Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a - 1 in the
second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge
her for re-installation fees and
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist : if you love someone, Set her free, She'll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her
coming back is high.
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, Set her free,SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone, don't set her free.
The FBI agent:
If you love someone, set her free.
Then put bug on her phone and
surveillance cameras in her house.

The Pathetic:

If you love someone, set her free.

Who wants to be stuck with a loser like you anyway?

The Lawyer:

If you love someone, set her free.

Then sue her for emotional distress.

The Psycho:

if you love someone, set her free.

If she doesn't come back shoot her.

The Creepy Sociopath:

If you love someone, stalk her.

The geeky programmer:

IF you love someone

THEN set her free

ENDIF

DO UNTIL she comes back

wait

ENDDO

===========So which one are you?==============

3 comments:

leon said...

I really loved this one. Great going on this post. Thanks so much for the comments.

justkyut said...

@leon... tnx! you are most welcome. Keep on writing =)

Leon said...

So true what you comment at my latest entry..but um, Leon has his pride I suppose.

Thanks for the comments, your writing and of course being here.

 

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