Which one are you?

ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone, Set her free...

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, it was never meant to be....

THE NEW VERSIONS...

Pessimist:

if you love someone, Set her free ..

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Whatever gave you the idea that she would anyway?

Optimist:

If you love someone, Set her free ...

Don't worry, she'll come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone, Set her free ..

If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone, Set her free ..

If she doesn't come back within a week

forget it.

Patient:

If you love someone, Set her free ..

If she doesn't come back put your life on

hold and sit and wait.

Playful:

If you love someone, Set her free .

If she comes back, and if you love her

still,

set her free again, repeat*

The Human Ecologist:

If you love someone, Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone, Set her free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a - 1 in the

second amendment of the Matrimonial

Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates :

If you love someone, Set her free,

If she comes back, I think we can charge

her for re-installation fees and

tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist : if you love someone, Set her free, She'll evolve.

Statisticians :

If you love someone, Set her free,

If she loves you, the probability of her

coming back is high.

If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone, Set her free,SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:

If you love someone, don't set her free.

The FBI agent:

If you love someone, set her free.

Then put bug on her phone and

surveillance cameras in her house.

The Pathetic:

If you love someone, set her free.

Who wants to be stuck with a loser like you anyway?

The Lawyer:

If you love someone, set her free.

Then sue her for emotional distress.

The Psycho:

if you love someone, set her free.

If she doesn't come back shoot her.

The Creepy Sociopath:

If you love someone, stalk her.

The geeky programmer:

IF you love someone

THEN set her free

ENDIF

DO UNTIL she comes back

wait

ENDDO

===========So which one are you?==============